The answer my friends, is to post a fake ultrasound picture and laugh as the shit hits the fan.
No, I am not pregnant, and those people who are close to me know this.
And those people who are close to me will get a heads up BEFORE I post a pic like that on my blog. But for the time being, like I said, I’m REALLY enjoying watching the shit hit the fan. 
#1 by Finchstalker on January 24, 2008 - 12:32 pm
That is absolutely HILARIOUS!
#2 by Finchstalker on January 24, 2008 - 12:39 pm
Oh, and by the way, if you do get irate phone calls, any chance you could record them for our amusement?
#3 by Digits on January 24, 2008 - 4:29 pm
It took about 3 hours before my mom called me- at someone else’s request
She wasn’t irate- a little disappointed, actually. She laughed about it.
#4 by Mindy on January 24, 2008 - 10:59 pm
What blog did you post this on?
#5 by Digits on January 24, 2008 - 11:01 pm
I posted it on http://www.gitu.blogspot.com
You should go check it out. It doesn’t actually SAY I’m pregnant