In which I admit to the seismic sensitivity of a rock

Well, maybe not even a rock. I don’t know- do rocks feel earthquakes? I mean are they aware of them? Because apparantly there was a 6.0 earthquake and I missed it completely. Not many people here did feel it- It was in Northern Nevada so its not as if it was right under my feet.
I am claiming that the reason I didn’t sleep well the last half of the night was the fact that I could feel the earth’s stress.
The local DJ on the radio I was listening to claims that since his dog slept through it there was no earthquake and go to work already. He says there is no way his dog is that dumb.
All I can say is- major fault lines= sometimes having earthquakes. And if its big enough to worry about I’m sure I’ll notice it.

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