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So today I eat at Baja Fresh for lunch. And I get a taco and a side salad.
Usually I get the fat free salsa verde as a salad dressing which they claim is mild but is actually pretty spicy. I like spicy stuff!
Anyway.
I’m filling up my little container with cilantro cause I LOVE the stuff when I see a lovely salsa I haven’t tried. It doesn’t have “Mild” or “Medium” or “Hot” written underneath it, it just has its name which I interpret as “nothing to worry about, so mild we don’t even bother rating it.”
Well, its obvious my interpretation was wrong because I loaded up a chip and delivered it to my eager mouth only to have my lips and tongue BURNED OFF.
It had a lovely flavor, really. It was just F****** HOT.
But then after a minute I’m all “that wasn’t so hot and it had a lovely flavor! I’ll use it as salad dressing too!” And I put it on my salad!
(the light bulbs, how they flash! I AM BRILLIANT!)
I ate most of my salad.
My tongue was burning the whole time and I couldn’t actually TASTE anything and I was actually physically SWEATING. But it was good.

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