Him

“If I’m paying $600 for a pair of pants they better shoot frickin rockets from them or something!”

Dude, Republicans, what’s with all the hate?  And the bashing on each other? Ya’ll need to be nice to each other!

I mean, honestly, you people are being REALLY mean right now.

Just what you want EVERYONE to see

http://www.ktvb.com

Hello, I was drunk and extremely stupid.   Read my story HERE.

WTF Funny

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

Thought process

I’m a bit of a…worrier.  And sometimes I …overreact just a little.  And did I mention that I’m perhaps a trifle…over dramatic?  And that perhaps, just perhaps, Emma is also a trifle over dramatic? And also worries about every possible scenario and has a vivid imagination Just like her mother? (Brian is a fucking saint, y’all )

If you’ve ever wondered what I’m like when I’m panicking/stressing/overreacting, please read this post*from Jenny the Bloggess and then feel free to send Brian email telling him what a saint he is.  I am convinced Jenny and I are long lost twins.

*Not that this has ever happened to me, but if it did this is what I’d be thinking.

FINALLY!

Catherine of Her Bad Mother is one of my favorite mommy bloggers and her post over at Mamapop today was REALLY good, hitting on a subject that has annoyed me for years!  Here is a snippet!

“Mothers are mothers because they have had the sex (or because they went through a grueling adoption process, but they were probably having sex with someone some of that time. You know, to take the edge off the stress). Mothers with more than one small child have had sex even under circumstances of extreme exhaustion. SEX CAUSES MOTHERHOOD. So it’s just stupid to suggest that motherhood is by definition un-sexy. Motherhood is the very condition of sexy. Remember that the next time you see some bedraggled woman with Play-Doh in her hair, dragging a toddler around the grocery store: THAT WOMAN HAD SEX. THAT WOMAN MAY HAVE SEX AGAIN.”

Anyway, Still working on long long post, but also am swamped with work- We have a couple of new clients and not enough staff really to get everything done in the regular 8-5 day.  And someone thought it would be really funny to give me the title “Office Manager” which turns out while being laughable in an office of 4-(and only one person with LESS experiance than me) still means I feel responsible to try and pick up the extra.  And we have an open house on Friday night. My desk? Is COVERED.