Did I already post today?

I have no idea.  I currently have the most hellish headache in the world, because I drank a mocha.

We are having an open house tomorrow at work, and WOOT!  I get to bring the fruit dip. SOOOO

I made cream cheese crack.  Cream cheese on it’s own is pretty close to cocaine (white?)***NOT THAT I’VE EVER TRIED ANY ILLEGAL DRUGS CAUSE I REALLY HAVEN’T***** but then you add yummy things to it and then you sit on the kitchen floor with the spatula licking the bowl and then Brian comes in and looks at you funny and you are all “WHAT? I’M JUST SITTING HERE!”

Cream Cheese Crack is very simple (and legal!) to make

8 oz cream cheese

1/2 cup white sugar

1/2 cup brown sugar

splash of vanilla

Mix it up (Kitchen Aid how I love thee!) until it’s light and fluffy and creamy and then eat it with fruit.  Like apples and pears and berries. Or just sit on the kitchen floor licking the bowl. (WHAT? DON’T JUDGE ME!)

I may have mentioned my family is a bit odd

We always add “In bed” to the end of the fortune cookie fortunes, except for my sister, who adds something else.

However, mine just don’t work that way today- “the road before you is long, drive safely” (in bed?) and (because the fortune cookie guy always flirts with me and gives me two cookies) “Your sense of humor is enjoyed by all”(in bed)???

I dunno.  Perhaps my sister’s preferred method works better. She always adds “in a vampire infested gay bar in Mexico”.