Why I love Jenny the Bloggess:
Also, today someone sent me an email telling me that God strangles a kitten every time I say “awesome” and I was all “There’s no way God has enough time to strangle that many kittens” but then I realized that God could probably multi-task like a mofo and that it’s probably some kind of sin to question his magical kitten-strangling abilities. Also, I’ve killed a lot of kittens. Apparently.
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SO then Brian and I are talking about killing kittens- there is that whole “everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten” poster and I say “I’ve killed a lot of kittens, but I bet you’ve killed more kittens than I have!” and all he said was “Probably.”
And then he said I could blog this.
#1 by Jenny, Bloggess on November 20, 2008 - 6:48 am
Ha! At least you get more gratification out of jacking off. I hardly get any from saying “awesome”.
#2 by Mindy on November 20, 2008 - 10:55 am
God also stomps on a puppy whenever someone uses the word ‘like’ improperly.
#3 by nothingwitty on November 20, 2008 - 11:36 am
Well you could do it at the same time?
#4 by Erin on November 20, 2008 - 3:41 pm
HAHAHA- my cousin is a priest and has this poster in his room, sort of ironicly, sort of disturbingly
Love your website, here’s mine if you want to check it out: http://doyouhaveacanteen.blogspot.com/
#5 by Jim Gaudet on November 24, 2008 - 8:57 am
Its a good thing I am allergic to kittens, ’cause I have killed a ton of them.