You used to be hot and now you just freak me out. Your creepiness inhibits my enjoyment of your earlier movies. I can’t watch that one movie where you are all “You complete me” anymore and get all weepy like I used to; no, I just wonder if you are going to go for her jugular.
I can’t watch “Mission Impossible” either. And forget “Top Gun” WHICH I’VE NEVER SEEN AND NOW NEVER WILL BECAUSE YOU ARE BATSHIT CRAZY! Thanks. Thanks so very much.
I resent the eye candy of my youth being taken from me. It’s not like I have that many celebrity crushes, you know…. There was you, Bryan Adams, and that’s pretty much it!
I guess I’ve always got Bryan Adams though, even if he is not interested in my feminine wiles. At least he’s sane (and vegan!)


