WTF Tom Cruise?

You used to be hot and now you just freak me out.   Your creepiness inhibits my enjoyment of your earlier movies.   I can’t watch that one movie where you are all “You complete me” anymore and get all weepy like I used to; no, I just wonder if you are going to go for her jugular.

I can’t watch “Mission Impossible” either.  And forget “Top Gun” WHICH I’VE NEVER SEEN AND NOW NEVER WILL BECAUSE YOU ARE BATSHIT CRAZY!  Thanks. Thanks so very much.

I resent the eye candy of my youth being taken from me.   It’s not like I have that many celebrity crushes, you know….  There was you, Bryan Adams, and that’s pretty much it!

I guess I’ve always got Bryan Adams though, even if he is not interested in my feminine wiles.  At least he’s sane (and vegan!)

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