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That makes two:)

Holy Shit

I may or may not have just bought a laptop.  I need it for work.  And for school.

But I’ll admit, it has the ADDED bonus of being able to take goofy pictures of myself from the webcam.   It takes better pictures than our camera we’ve had for three years, I have to say. It doesn’t make me any more photogenic (and DAMN, I need me some SUN) but still,  fun. And when tax season is over I can play WoW on it too.

Buster is UNIMPRESSED with the object occupying HIS spot.

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Aime was here:)

In which I make the Tooth Fairy my bitch.

Dear Tooth Fairy:  You see this picture?  Yup. First tooth.  GONE.  I know, damned cute too!

Guess what Toothfairy?  This is where she lost it.

Oh, I looked. For TWO HOURS.  But now it’s your job.  You have magical Tooth Fairy powers that a mere mother doesn’t possess.  So go get it.  And deposit the money under her pillow tonight, or you’re in TROUBLE.

Oh, don’t give me that!  She could have swallowed it in her sleep! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MADE HER LOOSE IT WHEN SHE WAS CAMPING, AFTERALL.

God! Just go do your job already!

**I am destroyed that her first tooth is gone.  I seriously looked for two hours for it.  MAH BABEE!**

Mystery

Who is this mystery person who’s name is on a gravemarker in a photgraph texted to me by my mother?

She recently moved to Oregon and is exploring.

I don’t know. Should I? Does she know her? Did she just like the saying?

These mysteries are driving me batty.

And I wonder, what can I find out about her?

I wonder if she liked sushi. Does she have kids?  Somebody seems to have loved her, which is nice.

Who was the somebody and how are they doing now?

Missing

We were never much of a picture taking family, but in the few family pictures we had taken, there have always been empty spaces where he was supposed to be.

Things change, dynamics evolve.

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A Leprechaun Trap:

While the trap would be more effective with “liquid” bait, for the purpose of our experiment we believe green sugar (i.e. “leprechaun crack”) will work just fine.  Everyone knows they love sugar and the intoxicating effects will help our trap be more effective.

Drawn by the smell of the green sugar, our leprechauns (played by green gummy bears) climb into the trap- they walk along the ropes until they are directly above.  They dive in and eat themselves silly.  They either pass out, taking a sugar nap or climb out, falling into the basin below- the reflective properties further confuse the leprechauns. The leprechauns hide under the clear rocks, not knowing they are still visible!

Question

Do anyone else’s dogs get upset when they get kicked off the bed when the humans are being friendly?

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Where once there was a huge ugly pine bush.

The Thug Life

"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

HEY! Don’t you laugh at him! Hims got a TOUGH life!  Hims barking and moaning and telling his mom right NOW that it’s time to go to bed. (He does. He sits and “talks” to me until we go to bed when HE thinks its time.  I love this dog!)