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	<title>Nothing Witty &#187; Brian</title>
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	<description>But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world. . .&#34;</description>
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		<title>Just desserts</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/just-desserts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you follow me on Twitter, today you might have read this: I asked my husband if he would bring me a cupcake. He asked me if I would not love him anymore if he didn&#8217;t. I&#8217;d had a shitty day- I tangled with a difficult client (no fun!) so I told him it might [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2685&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Buster the Chug (Ribbed for his pleasure)</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/buster-the-chug/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Sorry, couldn&#8217;t help myself) It is! LOOK! Either way, HE LIKES IT, and he&#8217;s not ashamed! Buster is FUN!  He can be a pill, like the other morning when a huge wind came through in the night, knocked the wheelbarrow over which broke the fence, resulting in a two slat opening, JUST wide enough for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2500&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Counting my blessings</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/counting-my-blessings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brian and I are snuggling and chatting about $$ which is tight right now.  It might have been stressful but then he said &#8220;It&#8217;s not bad being poor when I have you!&#8221;  Which is how I feel too. Last year I got a diamond ring for Christmas.  This year we are not exchanging presents, but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2380&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>True story!</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/11/02/true-story-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>What my husband has to put up with</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/what-my-husband-has-to-put-up-with/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We go to a sporting goods store. We go to the ammunition isle, cause we need bullets for the pistol.  There is no 9mm ammo in stock. Guess no target practice for me. So I say “Sorry, honey, its all the gun toten freaks who are buying all the ammo cause Obama’s gonna take thier [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1992&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My husband and I just had a Ménage à trois with a spider.</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/08/17/my-husband-and-i-just-had-a-menage-a-trois-with-a-spider/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No. Not on purpose. Yes. The spider is now dead. Brian had to defend my honor. You are welcome.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1990&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Compatability</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/compatability/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 20:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brian and I both think eggs that are runny are an abomination.  This is one of the many reasons that we belong together. Runny eggs, BLECK!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1854&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When the cat&#8217;s away the mice will play</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/05/02/when-the-cats-away-the-mice-will-play/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 19:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brian&#8217;s off molesting fish- he&#8217;s been gone since Thursday.  We signed the offer on the house (ACCEPTED!) and then he left.  No celebrating for us.  (I&#8217;m guessing he did an entire bottle&#8217;s worth of gin celebrating without me though!) Every year on the first weekend of May, Brian and his dad and all of their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1812&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Brian says &#8220;Why are you always taking pictures woman?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/04/29/brian-says-why-are-you-always-taking-pictures-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;All we are doing is testing out a potential camping chair and snuggling and you are always taking pictures!&#8221; Not really, he just looked it.  He doesn&#8217;t like his picture taken. The chair? Super comfortable- much easier to snuggle small child than in conventional camping chair&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1802&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zombies</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/1704/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Diary: Have developed a fear of zombies.  Have sneaking suspicion fiancee and daughter are becoming zombies, extensive conversations about &#8220;eating Mommy&#8217;s brain&#8221; being only one of many clues. Send help.  Who is the Buffy of the Zombie World?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1704&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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