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		<title>In the quiet round these here parts&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/in-the-quiet-round-these-here-parts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note to self, girl&#8217;s got attitude. Also? Must find scanner, to scan in decent pictures of Alice&#8217;s cuteness. Also? Must buy new camera. Must.  Cell phone camera not cutting it.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=3223&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Letter to my daughter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Emma, You are everything I hoped you&#8217;d be. You are hugs and kisses, moments of exasperation, sleepless nights and nights where you sleeping next to me is the best feeling in the world. You are one exploratory minute after the next, and everyday I am amazed at your capacity for learning and endless curiosity [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=3113&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Inexplicable</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inexplicable how one minute they are tiny infants and the next they are reading and writing. And have two wiggly loose teeth.  I&#8217;m not sure why the teeth have me all weepy, but they do. Such is parenthood, I guess.  Always bittersweet.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2678&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In which we pat ourselves on the back for having a great child.</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/11/10/in-which-we-pat-ourselves-on-the-back-for-having-a-great-child/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emma is brilliant. No, that&#8217;s not just me being a proud mama, she is truly brilliant.  Her kindergarten teacher told me so! They&#8217;ve changed grading systems this year and while she can&#8217;t test for advanced placement in kindergarten she says Emma is more than advanced.  She seemed surprised that I didn&#8217;t know.  I&#8217;ve always known [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2248&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In which I mix children&#8217;s tv shows and cusswords.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I have a young child I&#8217;m fairly well versed in all the shows on PBS.  We don&#8217;t have cable or satellite because #1 I&#8217;m cheap and don&#8217;t see the value and #2 we are trying to save money and pay off debt so we can breed. I let Emma watch no more than an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2225&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thing that make me smile</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/thing-that-make-me-smile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/ My sister in law&#8217;s www.babysites.com page.  I&#8217;m going to be an auntie in March again! Tomorrow is Friday.  I am giving blood. This is our weekend with Emma.  This makes us happy! Corn maizes! We are going for a train ride!  Emma will get to pick out her very own pumpkin from the pumpkin [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2034&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In other news&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/in-other-news-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The foreclosed meth house that the police officers told me had to be torn down (because of the meth lab underneath the house) now has squatters!  OH!  The JOY!   What kind of idiots want to live in a house like that and what can we do about it?  The bank so far is not doing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2029&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What if?s</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emma is at the age of &#8220;what if&#8221;.  Usually she&#8217;s worrying about something. Today it&#8217;s me who is worrying and playing the what if game. My sweet girl is going to kindergarten.  In about 2 hours. What if someone is mean to her? How will she handle it WHEN someone is mean to her? What [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2000&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes the crazy takes over</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/05/04/sometimes-the-crazy-takes-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 21:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I picked up Emma from the evil one&#8217;s house, I was greeted by this: She fell and bashed her face into the ground.  (This picture taken AFTER I put ice on it for 15 minutes and washed the blood and dirt off her face) She was crying and asking for ice and J &#38; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1814&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Brian says &#8220;Why are you always taking pictures woman?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/04/29/brian-says-why-are-you-always-taking-pictures-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;All we are doing is testing out a potential camping chair and snuggling and you are always taking pictures!&#8221; Not really, he just looked it.  He doesn&#8217;t like his picture taken. The chair? Super comfortable- much easier to snuggle small child than in conventional camping chair&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1802&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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