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		<title>In which I mix children&#8217;s tv shows and cusswords.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I have a young child I&#8217;m fairly well versed in all the shows on PBS.  We don&#8217;t have cable or satellite because #1 I&#8217;m cheap and don&#8217;t see the value and #2 we are trying to save money and pay off debt so we can breed. I let Emma watch no more than an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2225&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Various</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m tired.  TIRED.  And sick to death of wrangling with clients.  The days leading up to and the day of tax deadlines are always stressfull.  But WE SURVIVED!   I didn&#8217;t work out this morning, my warm bed and my warm husband were entirely too appealing.  But I don&#8217;t feel as good if I don&#8217;t work [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2127&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thing that make me smile</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/ My sister in law&#8217;s www.babysites.com page.  I&#8217;m going to be an auntie in March again! Tomorrow is Friday.  I am giving blood. This is our weekend with Emma.  This makes us happy! Corn maizes! We are going for a train ride!  Emma will get to pick out her very own pumpkin from the pumpkin [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2034&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things that make me happy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THIS post, courtesy Dooce.  Thanks to her, I shall now address everyone as &#8220;My bitch&#8221;. Sample: Eventually, one night in total darkness, I arrived at the temple in Salt Lake City. I felt its facade and it was like a lightning bolt ran through my fingers, up and down my spine to my brain and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=2005&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Good afternoon, beautiful and terrifying spooklettes.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is this website, it&#8217;s called Talk Like Warren Ellis and it insults you in the awesomest way.  You must go, enjoy and spread the awesome Britishness of it all&#8230; Apparently Warren Ellis is a British writer.  And he appears to be QUITE  awesome, judging by the greetings he gives on twitter.  I&#8217;m QUITE pleased! [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1998&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What my husband has to put up with</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We go to a sporting goods store. We go to the ammunition isle, cause we need bullets for the pistol.  There is no 9mm ammo in stock. Guess no target practice for me. So I say “Sorry, honey, its all the gun toten freaks who are buying all the ammo cause Obama’s gonna take thier [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1992&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In which Brian learns a valuable lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of weeks ago the boys were playing Axis and Allies until three in the morning.  Not a problem.  Except they were drinking.  Again, not a problem.  Except Brian said he&#8217;s be home by ONE and it was THREE when I woke up and his phone was dead and I didn&#8217;t know where he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1986&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>True story</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just got carded buying peanuts. (Okay, its from the smoke shop in the same complex as my work and I&#8217;m feeling shitty (no! not pregnant!) and peanuts sounded good and to be fair you have to be 18 to be in there and I&#8217;m pretty sure I look 18 and I bought a bottled [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1977&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hand over the lemon bars and NO ONE WILL GET HURT!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes. I&#8217;m PMSing.  Make one wrong move and you may just DIE.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1943&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Send chocolate</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 18:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am PMSing. Send help. Send alcohol. Send someone to give me a back massage! I NEED CHOCOLATE. I think PMS proves intelligent design wrong.  Just my current theory. Our house inspection is today.  I&#8217;m hoping everything looks good so we can move forward!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1825&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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