Thirty Days of Truth: Day 06 → Something you hope you never have to do.

Day 06 → Something you hope you never have to do.

There are a lot of DUH things that could be under this post, but most of them are avoidable.

Like getting a DUI.  I will NEVER get a DUI, because I DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. It is a completely avoidable thing.

Period.

End of story.

There are other things though…

I’ve already helped bury a younger sibling. Please, if there is a god, they won’t make me do it again.

I never want to bury a child.

Hell, I don’t ever want to bury a spouse.

Some fun things:

I hope I never have to eat weevils to survive.

I hope I never have to battle Zombies in a post Apocalyptic world.

I hope I never have to vote anyone off my team.  (I’ve never watched Survivor, is that how it works?)

I hope I never have to eat fermented shark in Iceland. Or warthog anus in the Serengeti….

Honestly, I feel like I’m pretty reasonable about most things!

Memes make no sense and only annoy me

Question from meme:
What’s for dinner?

My answer:  FUCK YOU!  I just made dinner 12 hours ago and I don’t even want to THINK about what’s for dinner unless YOU ARE COOKING IT!  Or you are taking me out… One or the other. Sheeesh….

I mean, why would you ask someone that?  Isn’t that the MOST DREADED QUESTION IN THE WORLD?

Tagged

Six things that make me happy

1. Camping
2. Blogging
3. Cooking
4. Reading
5. Snuggling
6. Music

From Ian who got it from Mindsprite

You go to wikipedia and click on the ‘Random articles’ link in the left-hand nav bar and that is your band name. Click it again to get your album title. Then click as many times as you want for the songs on your CD. So here goes:

Name of my band :Raúl Lacabanne

Subdivisions of Malaysia
Nallila
Alf Svensson
Ryan O’Leary
Slochteren
La Gran Sangre
Heiwadori Station
Domki
Chef d’escadre
Serviceton, Victoria

As I was reading these I got a mini band Bio in my head, so I decided to go ahead and write it.

“Raul Lacabanne” was an avant garde rock group popular during the late 90’s. During their breaks between touring and the studio the band traveled. Many of their experiences made it into their songs, “Domki” was written in Pakistan while “Heiwadori Station” was written in 10 minutes on the Kitakyushu monorail in Japan. Their last album covered such diverse topics as world hunger and poverty in heartbreaking songs like ”Subdivisions of Malaysia” and “Nallila” and in political statements “Alf Svensson.” Lead singer and pianist Eva “d’escadre” even chronicled her painful 3-year relationship to European football star Ryan O’Leary in the song “Ryan O’Leary”. The band broke up in 1998 after the tragic heroin related death of other lead singer “Victoria Serviceton”

Random

Weird Myspace thing tells you to “SPELL UR NAME BAKWARDS! TOTALLY COOL!”
Um?
The only reason I’m on myspace is to keep track of my little sister.
Someone had to be the one to tell mom to get her on birth control.
Anyway.
Are you ready for the coolness?
U r?
Leira!
How cool is that? Um?
Ya. Lets try DIGITS!
Stigid!
Oh yeah. Thats the epitome of coolness right there. I can just picture a bunch of high school kids thinkin that one up.
.
.
.
I’m trying here. I’m really trying to see what is so cool about this. Do you have to be 13 to get the coolness?

Tagged

[1.] Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you kissed?
In the hospital operation room, I’d just given birth via cesarean. She was the cutest thing I’d ever seen.

[2.] What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I woke up with the ones I love the most.

[3.] What’s the number one thing that turns you on the most?
The smell of his neck when he comes home from work.

[4.] Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
Early.

[5.] Tell me where you got each article of clothing you’re wearing?
Shoes- Martha, Pants- Old Navy, Shirt- Handmedown from Kate, Unmentionables- V.S, Scarf- hand knitted by Kate, Purple leather jacket- Christmas present from Martha.

[6.] What’s the closest thing to you that is brown?
My cork straight edge.

[7.] What would you change about your life right now?
The fact that I’m always cold.

[8.] Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
Cry over the truth. Sooner or later the truth comes out.

[9.] What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
I don’t remember. Probably a towel.

[10.] Who was the last person you got into an argument with?
A client.

[11.] Do you trust people?
A few.

[12.] If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
I’d move to a sail boat and sail around the world.

[13.] Have you ever been out of the country?
Not even so much as Canada.

[14.] Could you go a day without eating?
No one wants me that cranky.

[15.] How much do looks matter to you?
I don’t know.

[17.] When was the last time you had your hair cut?
Um… 6 months ago?

[18.] Would you rather be mad or sad?
As Mindsprite said, mad is more productive. I second the thought.

[19.] Does it take a lot to make you cry?
I cry all the time. I’m a leaky waterworks.

[20.] What’s the best feeling in the world?
half a bottle of champagne

[21.] Are you close with your mom?
I suppose so. I don’t get much time with her. She’s one of my favorite people in all the world. I feel guilty bothering her because she has so many needy people in her life. I’m the only one who isn’t needy, so a couple of weeks will go by without us talking. Sometimes I feel pretty lonely for her and wonder if she even remembers me, because she doesn’t usually call me. I call her. But I know she’s just got 10 other people who don’t leave her alone for a second.

[22.] Are your parents strict?
They used to be with the other kids. But I was the good kid who never did anything wrong. I think its hard on my stepdad that I’m “living in sin” but he loves me anyway.

[23.] Do you tell your parents everything?
We don’t talk much. I’d like to share more. I’m really happy right now and I know that my mom isn’t. She’d really like a divorce and to run away, but she stays. I worry about her. My stepdad is a good guy, he does his best. And its hard to hear how happy someone is when you are unhappy.

[24.] Would you rather be a bird or a fish?
Um. what the hell kind of a question is that?

[25.] Name fears you have….
I fear for my daughters safety. I used to worry about tornadoes but now I worry about things like pedophiles and murderers.

[26.] If you need to go to the store a block away, do you walk or drive?
Usually drive. Its cold dude.

[27.] Does the thought of marriage scare you?
I don’t know. If I was married to the right person. I’ll say yes when Brian asks me.

[28.] How many kids do you want?
three. I have a girl, I’d like a boy too but I’ll take anything that comes along.

[29.] What’s your favorite colour to wear?
usually anything but orange

[30.] Who was the last person in your bedroom besides you?
Brian

[31.] What are you doing tonight?
Having Sex. I hope. But maybe going to a soccer game.

[32.] Would you rather be rich & sad or poor & happy?
Why can’t I be rich and happy?

[34.] What would you do if you found a dragon egg?
It would depend on the type of dragon. Those Norwegian Ridgebacks are nasty.

[35.] Do you get bored easily?
Depends.

[36.] What’s something that someone can do that really bothers you?
Anything my father does or my ex husband.

[37.] Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?
I was supposed to be Ariel Christine, but they named me Ariel Louise cause my evil grandma threw a fit. So I still kind of wish my name was Ariel Christine.

[38.] Do you wish you were famous?
Na. Too much bother.

[39.] Do you make a wish at 11:11?
I’ve heard of people praying at 11:11 but never known why.

[40.] When you’re at the beach, do you swim or lay out more?
Wade. Because I am not so good at the swimming thing.

[41.] Who is the last text message you received from and what did it say?
Brian, saying “I love you”.

[42.] What are you freakishly obsessed with?
Post secret.

[44.] Do you like going to the mall to shop or just shopping online?
Only if I have money.

[45.] Can music affect your mood?
Of course.

[46.] What piercings do you want?
I’ve kind of already got all I want.

[47.] What tattoos do you want?
a pink magnolia on my hip and a ladybug on my foot.

[48.] Have you ever been in a cave?
Yes. I don’t really like them.

[49] Have you ever eaten a bug?
Yes. A black ant. Tasted like a lemon drop. a gross one.

[50.] Are you holding back telling someone how you really feel about them?
I’ve tried to isolate myself from the people who were negative in my life. So mostly its only good things I have to say. I don’t like to hold back.