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		<title>AHHH!</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/ahhh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Aside from a stomach flu this weekend,  it was great. If you count scrubbing walls and cleaning ovens great. I can&#8217;t complain, really- we got the old apartment shining, better than we got it, and I turned in the keys today.    We are slowly getting settled in the new house.  The yard is being [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1929&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In which she laughs hysterically</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have stories for you!  I do!  Like about how my STOVE TRIED TO KILL ME and how BRIAN CALLED MY FOOD THAT I PAINSTAKINGLY SLAVED OVER THE EVIL STOVE TO MAKE CRAP. (both of those stories are funny.  Well, at least the crap one) But I&#8217;m tired. I&#8217;m so so tired and stressed. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1746&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye Crankypants</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my older clients died Friday- he was 71- and I&#8217;d just spoken to him the day before.  I wondered why he didn&#8217;t come in on Friday- but it&#8217;s tax season and I didn&#8217;t call- I was busy all day.  And I didn&#8217;t worry, because he was just dropping something off. His daughter stopped [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1660&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Had a headache</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/had-a-headache/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Took Excedrin, now feel loopy and slightly nauseated.  But my head doesn&#8217;t hurt&#8230;.so that is a positive thing, right? Who knew you could get a buzz on Excedrin?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1607&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Work rant</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/1580/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not understand the people who think that just because they don&#8217;t file the tax forms I gave them to file with the IRS, that the IRS isn&#8217;t going to notice. Because they do. That is all.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=1580&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>things you shouldn&#8217;t try to claim on your taxes</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2007/05/03/things-you-shouldnt-try-to-claim-on-your-taxes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 21:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We had clients who came in and told us how to do our jobs. It was quite hilarious.Which is why I&#8217;m going to be practicing brain surgery tomorrow. Becuase we all know its easy, right? *According to several clients, there is an automatic $500 charitable contribution. AND no limits. They get quite grumpy when we [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=9&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Que office space office equipment destruction music</title>
		<link>http://nothingwitty.wordpress.com/2007/05/03/que-office-space-office-equipment-destruction-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 21:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The flash drive won&#8217;t work. Doesn&#8217;t really bother me, it isn&#8217;t mine. But we&#8217;ve plugged the sucker into all of our computers, and its not working. So now we will sit for 10 minutes, to ponder what we should do with it. Because it really doesn&#8217;t work.Actually, we are just enjoying the peace and quiet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingwitty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5283946&amp;post=8&amp;subd=nothingwitty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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